Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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