i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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