youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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