i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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