if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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