guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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