Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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