Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
don't judge my taste in strippers
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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