The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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