How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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