You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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