I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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