Soap is not a condiment
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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