You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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