The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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