I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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