I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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