That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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