Will you blow on my dice?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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