i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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