If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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