Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
did you just send me my own nude
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
All the doctor said was why
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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