If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
