just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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