chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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