Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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