It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just want nice things and good sex
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I see more hoeing in ur future
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