OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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