Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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