I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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