I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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