Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
