Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I can text with my tongue
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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