I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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