Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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