Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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