You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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