if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Drunk is a universal language darling
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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