i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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