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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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