Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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