fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Is it penis luge time yet?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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