i was rollin on her like bob the builder
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
