You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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