So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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