I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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