It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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