i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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