I skipped work to stalk him.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
