I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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