Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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