Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I love having hate sex.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Randomize
