okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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