Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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