Me. At least after what I've been through.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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